Tortured Poets Department, how can you help me?
Press one for English, two for pained brooding
For quality assurance purposes you will be recorded
In cheap forgettable rhymes in iambic pentameter
Operator, operator, let me talk to a human person
Let me transfer you, and meanwhile, please hold me
Tight and close, for nine to ten business days
Let's circle back around to where we first began
If you don't get it, that's on you, just file it away
Born too early or too late, no one can understand
Please don't forget about us, write once a while
From all of us at the Tortured Poets Department.
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