Ladies, ladies, ladies.
DON’T freak out, do NOT text again asking
if he got your message
if he is still mad at you for
not going over the night before
and doing your laundry instead
that will send him running for the
hills, ladies, don’t do that
but if it’s the kind of guy who’d run
drop his ass!
Wait 48 hours if your text
warranted a response, such as a question
but if not, like a meme? 24 hours is plenty
but regardless of this you should absolutely
drop him, girl.
And while you wait your 24 or 48 hours
occupy yourself with other activities
like Googling, Why Didn’t He Text Back
check to see if you are still following each other.
Take up a whole new hobby
like knitting with fur on camera
you could use your
newly found YouTube fame
to catch the attention of
another successful YouTuber
who will definitely text you back
so you can and should
drop that first guy, girlfriend.
Remember, there are
many many many reasons
he may not have texted back
but mostly likely
he is dead
and you should drop him
because who wants a guy like that?
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